piendish:

memequeen-official:

pierog:

pitcher plant lamp by scott lefton (2019) 

spiribia:

glados does kind of talk like a tumblr user. she literally would say stuff like I went to the broth convention and none of the really attractive people there even knew your name

olibavee:

oh sorry

serizawaliker:

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

chimpanzeedotcom:

speakingintongues1983mp3download:

Day freaking one brother

ancaporado:

siryouarebeingmocked:

gsirvitor:

dantescandlestick:

nothing but pure king shit in the parton family i see

billiemania:

I just got woken up, from a nightmare, by the train going by shaking my bed, to find that duolingo randomly sent me the first notification in over a year, please understand my state of mind right now

jojo-heritage-posts:

silver-weaver:

cy-featherdreamer:

silver-weaver:

cy-featherdreamer:

this is probably some pacific northwest shit but who the FUCK calls these potato wedges

theyre called jojos you fuckin amoeba

those are potato wedges.

no the fuck they are not theyre jojos

why. are they going on a bizarre adventure????

jojo heritage post

guy0509:

why does it cost money

theultimateblogingbegins:

rasec-wizzlbang:

goatwishes:

mitsooru:

bad

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

is this the episode where he lost his house

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

hvmanfilth10: